To she who cares too much:

I know this might sound a bit strange, but maybe someone doesn’t appreciate always having their eating habits singled out during meals. If I decide to eat a salad, it is not up for debate on whether or not YOU believe it’s healthy, if YOU believe it’s enough, or if YOU believe I should have something else instead. Please don’t ask me how much weight I’ve lost, or what I weigh, or tell me I’m too skinny. It makes everyone unnecessarily uncomfortable and I quite frankly don’t give a shit. I know enough about myself and my diet to make my own decisions.

You’re not being caring, you’re being judgemental. Please stop staring at me every time I take a bite of the food you don’t approve of. It’s creepy and triggering. The only thing harder than keeping food down is eating it in the first place, so I suggest you go occupy your time with something more meaningful than logging my intake.

VGH<3

Boyfriend quotes

Hey, I like that thing on your face

Referring to my hair.

Dear September,

I’m sorry I made us grow apart and I’m sorry for giving you the selfish reason. I’m sorry I’m still attached to you and I’m sorry you have to know.

You’re special. I let you fry my eggs in beer and fall asleep on my nightstand. You told me you’ll call me in 10 years and I could build your big-ass mansion for you and you believed me when I said I’m pregnant with your baby.

This is why I hate you, so don’t take it personally….I wish I never met you.

All my love,

VGH